lmao i just remembered the time we were watching world cup and my mum called messi good looking
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
"No father I can’t come home yet"
i’ve read so many college/uni AU’s that i now have extremely high expectations for the boys at uni and i know i’m going to be sadly disappointed